JACK & HIS BIG STALK
The Majestic Theatre, Darlington, Darlington, DL37JT
Friday 4th December 2026
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!
Jack’s back… and his stalk’s absolutely massive!
Get ready for a night of pure filth, fairy tales, and full frontal fun as Jack climbs to new heights (and gets into even deeper trouble) in Jack and His Big Stalk!
Expect outrageous laughs, X-rated innuendos, and more adult content than a search history at 2am.
Starring the scandalous Dame Naughty Nellie and the dirtiest cast in panto history.
From the twisted minds behind Snow Shite, Goldicocks, Red Rides the Hood, Pussy In Boots and Rapornzel, this is definitely not one for the kids.
Get your tickets quick before Jack shoots his… shot.
Jack’s back… and his stalk’s absolutely massive!
Get ready for a night of pure filth, fairy tales, and full frontal fun as Jack climbs to new heights (and gets into even deeper trouble) in Jack and His Big Stalk!
Expect outrageous laughs, X-rated innuendos, and more adult content than a search history at 2am.
Starring the scandalous Dame Naughty Nellie and the dirtiest cast in panto history.
From the twisted minds behind Snow Shite, Goldicocks, Red Rides the Hood, Pussy In Boots and Rapornzel, this is definitely not one for the kids.
Get your tickets quick before Jack shoots his… shot.
