Ketchup & Mayo
The Hope Theatre, 207 Upper Street, N1 1RL
Thursday 18th June 2026 - Saturday 20th June 2026
You need help. You’re trapped again.
You fled this place. You moved to the city and became a massive success: a rising star! Training under the most infamous genius in the country!
But then this morning happened. The biggest moment of your whole career, and suddenly you get a phone call from the hospital.
Oh god. You hate this shit-hole. You hate your ex. And most of all - most specifically and most definitely of all - you hate your dad.
Just as long as you get out quickly, before they drag you down.
You will survive. You will escape. You will succeed.
You don’t have any choice.
Because if you stay too long, you might be forced to admit that you hate them all so much, you could even love them a little bit too.
Part of BokFest 2026
Running time: Approximately 65 minutes
LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED.
UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE.
No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.
You fled this place. You moved to the city and became a massive success: a rising star! Training under the most infamous genius in the country!
But then this morning happened. The biggest moment of your whole career, and suddenly you get a phone call from the hospital.
Oh god. You hate this shit-hole. You hate your ex. And most of all - most specifically and most definitely of all - you hate your dad.
Just as long as you get out quickly, before they drag you down.
You will survive. You will escape. You will succeed.
You don’t have any choice.
Because if you stay too long, you might be forced to admit that you hate them all so much, you could even love them a little bit too.
Part of BokFest 2026
Running time: Approximately 65 minutes
LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED.
UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE.
No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.
