Quantum Leopard S11E06 w/ SOOZ KEMPNER
BOLD Elephant, London, SE1 6ES
Saturday 10th October 2026
***WE ARE AT BOLD THEATRE AND THE GIG IS BYOB***
WE'RE BACK MOTHER AND FATHER FLIPPERS
Hurray! London's premier pay-what-you-like, no-kicking down, gender-balanced, zone 1 Saturday night comedy night is back!
We are at BOLD THEATRE in Elephant and Castle. Street address is 21 St George's Rd, Elephant and Castle, London SE1 6ES. This venue is BYOB, so if you fancy a drink you'll need to bring your own, but that does mean it'll be a lot cheaper.
QUANTUM LEOPARD IS A LOVELY NIGHT
Some nights are on schoolnights.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is on a Saturday. Booze ahoy!
Some nights charge £25-30, which is a really good way of making your show snobbish and exclusive.
QUANTUM LEOPARD trusts its audience - pay what you think the show is worth.
Some nights are fucking miles away.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is in zone 1, at BOLD THEATRE near Elephant & Castle.
Some nights are happy with material victimising individual audience members or marginalised groups.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a strict "no kicking down" policy on all material. No chav-bashing, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism or whorephobia and no picking on the audience. QUANTUM LEOPARD is slightly sad that this even needs saying.
Some nights go on for *ever*.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has regular breaks and finishes at 2230ish.
Some nights let any old talentless chump on stage.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a pro headliner every show, and hand-picked up-and-coming semi-pros doing shorter spots.
Some nights offer no progression for open mic acts.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a new act competition - five open micers do five min spots - the winner of the audience vote gets a paid ten at a future gig. We offer progression, and it's 100% transparent and democratic.
WHO'S ON?
SOOZ KEMPNER
Bit of politics, bit of nineties nostalgia, maybe a bit of singing if we're lucky. QL favourite Sooz Kempner headlines for the first time!
LUKE ROLLASON
Adorable clown nonsense!
ENRICO TOUCHE
Quantum Leopard competition winner from March 2026!
MARC SALMON
Quantum Leopard competition winner from July 2026!
MC JAMES ROSS
Quantum Leopard founder and moderately talented comedian. Hurray!
Your open mic competitors are:
1) Louis Beer
2) Foo
3) Dipak Patel
4) Mr Arsey
5) CK Nath
When? 1930-2230
Where? BOLD THEATRE, 21 St George's Rd, Elephant and Castle, London SE1 6ES
How much? £donations
Also patreon.com/quantumleopard
We're also offering online options: if you can't make it into London, because you're not in London, or perhaps you are but you have few spoons or some children, but would still like to see the show, you can! Patreon sign-up is here. You'll only be charged when a show is uploaded, and because Quantum Leopard is, well, Quantum Leopard, you get the same benefits at every tier because it's from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Look look:
https://www.patreon.com/quantumleopard
Recording and PATREON: We're having the gig properly and professionally recorded! The camera will entirely be pointed at the stage.
This venue has a lift and is wheelchair accessible. If there is a wheelchair user in your group it would be helpful if you could let me know in advance so we can adjust the seating plan to accommodate. Thanks!
WE'RE BACK MOTHER AND FATHER FLIPPERS
Hurray! London's premier pay-what-you-like, no-kicking down, gender-balanced, zone 1 Saturday night comedy night is back!
We are at BOLD THEATRE in Elephant and Castle. Street address is 21 St George's Rd, Elephant and Castle, London SE1 6ES. This venue is BYOB, so if you fancy a drink you'll need to bring your own, but that does mean it'll be a lot cheaper.
QUANTUM LEOPARD IS A LOVELY NIGHT
Some nights are on schoolnights.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is on a Saturday. Booze ahoy!
Some nights charge £25-30, which is a really good way of making your show snobbish and exclusive.
QUANTUM LEOPARD trusts its audience - pay what you think the show is worth.
Some nights are fucking miles away.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is in zone 1, at BOLD THEATRE near Elephant & Castle.
Some nights are happy with material victimising individual audience members or marginalised groups.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a strict "no kicking down" policy on all material. No chav-bashing, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism or whorephobia and no picking on the audience. QUANTUM LEOPARD is slightly sad that this even needs saying.
Some nights go on for *ever*.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has regular breaks and finishes at 2230ish.
Some nights let any old talentless chump on stage.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a pro headliner every show, and hand-picked up-and-coming semi-pros doing shorter spots.
Some nights offer no progression for open mic acts.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a new act competition - five open micers do five min spots - the winner of the audience vote gets a paid ten at a future gig. We offer progression, and it's 100% transparent and democratic.
WHO'S ON?
SOOZ KEMPNER
Bit of politics, bit of nineties nostalgia, maybe a bit of singing if we're lucky. QL favourite Sooz Kempner headlines for the first time!
LUKE ROLLASON
Adorable clown nonsense!
ENRICO TOUCHE
Quantum Leopard competition winner from March 2026!
MARC SALMON
Quantum Leopard competition winner from July 2026!
MC JAMES ROSS
Quantum Leopard founder and moderately talented comedian. Hurray!
Your open mic competitors are:
1) Louis Beer
2) Foo
3) Dipak Patel
4) Mr Arsey
5) CK Nath
When? 1930-2230
Where? BOLD THEATRE, 21 St George's Rd, Elephant and Castle, London SE1 6ES
How much? £donations
Also patreon.com/quantumleopard
We're also offering online options: if you can't make it into London, because you're not in London, or perhaps you are but you have few spoons or some children, but would still like to see the show, you can! Patreon sign-up is here. You'll only be charged when a show is uploaded, and because Quantum Leopard is, well, Quantum Leopard, you get the same benefits at every tier because it's from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Look look:
https://www.patreon.com/quantumleopard
Recording and PATREON: We're having the gig properly and professionally recorded! The camera will entirely be pointed at the stage.
This venue has a lift and is wheelchair accessible. If there is a wheelchair user in your group it would be helpful if you could let me know in advance so we can adjust the seating plan to accommodate. Thanks!
