Rubbin' Wood: Adult Panto (Basingstoke)
Central Studio, Basingstoke, RG21 3HF
Friday 23rd October 2026 - Saturday 24th October 2026
Bend your bows, whip out your arrows, and tighten your tights—Pumpkin Pantos are back with a shaft‑load of filthy fun that’s guaranteed to make you quiver!
Join our well‑endowed outlaw and his band of merry misfits as they take on the sordid Sheriff in a thigh‑slapping romp stuffed with saucy songs, camp costumes, and grotesque gags that’ll leave you hot under the codpiece.
Is Maid Marian as innocent as she seems? Can Willy Scarlett keep his weapon under wraps? And is Little John packing a big surprise?
It’s Sherwood Forest like you’ve never seen it before!
Book now for a night of naughtiness, medieval mayhem, and more wood jokes than you can shake a staff at!
Join our well‑endowed outlaw and his band of merry misfits as they take on the sordid Sheriff in a thigh‑slapping romp stuffed with saucy songs, camp costumes, and grotesque gags that’ll leave you hot under the codpiece.
Is Maid Marian as innocent as she seems? Can Willy Scarlett keep his weapon under wraps? And is Little John packing a big surprise?
It’s Sherwood Forest like you’ve never seen it before!
Book now for a night of naughtiness, medieval mayhem, and more wood jokes than you can shake a staff at!