Union of Scum: Live!
Porter's Theatre, Cardiff, CF10 2GS
Tuesday 20th October 2026
Union of Scum is a podcast where comedians Darren J. Coles, Paul Hilliard and Charlie Webster claw their way through the soft rot of Britain and call it entertainment. Weaned on Scotch egg meat, bottle bank fires and the day-glo death grin of Mr. Blobby, the boys have been slowly documenting a nation quietly collapsing in on itself.
Now the virus has escaped and Union of Scum is going LIVE! But we need witnesses! For one night only, we want you to be part of our live audience, to give us your dirty folklore, your little town’s secret horrors or the stories that never quite made it out of the pub smoking area. We want to hear about:
• Blokes who’ve been banned from every pub in the postcode
• Shops that haven’t changed since 1997
• Local “celebrities” no one can explain
• The best takeaways with a 2-star hygiene rating
• Men who carry ferrets/parrots for no reason
• Weird festivals no one outside the town knows about
• Strange cash-in-hand businesses that are clearly fronts for something
• And more!
And in case that doesn’t work... We have guests! Drifting in and out like bad smells, we have comedians, wildcards and fat-tongued oddballs.
And it’s all being recorded. Every rancid confession trapped and preserved as part of the Union of Scum YouTube archive.
So come! Bring some friends, and help us shovel some more sludge into the digital landfill of modern Britain! (No refunds)
Now the virus has escaped and Union of Scum is going LIVE! But we need witnesses! For one night only, we want you to be part of our live audience, to give us your dirty folklore, your little town’s secret horrors or the stories that never quite made it out of the pub smoking area. We want to hear about:
• Blokes who’ve been banned from every pub in the postcode
• Shops that haven’t changed since 1997
• Local “celebrities” no one can explain
• The best takeaways with a 2-star hygiene rating
• Men who carry ferrets/parrots for no reason
• Weird festivals no one outside the town knows about
• Strange cash-in-hand businesses that are clearly fronts for something
• And more!
And in case that doesn’t work... We have guests! Drifting in and out like bad smells, we have comedians, wildcards and fat-tongued oddballs.
And it’s all being recorded. Every rancid confession trapped and preserved as part of the Union of Scum YouTube archive.
So come! Bring some friends, and help us shovel some more sludge into the digital landfill of modern Britain! (No refunds)
