Pants Down Panto
Hoopla! (The Miller Pub), London, SE1 3SS
Friday 18th December 2026
Join us at Pants Down Panto where we ask the question of "WHAT IF" about all of your favourite festive tales in panto season!!!
* WHAT IF... Cinderella stayed at the ball until 3am?!
* WHAT IF... Puss was in heels?!
* WHAT IF... Aladdin rubbed the genie instead of the lamp?!
* WHAT IF... Rapunzel had a buzz cut?!
* WHAT IF... Jack brought baked beans instead of magic beans?!
No question is too bizarre to be investigated by James, Heather and Ian, who provide a completely improvised and outrageously irreverent show and and all round rib tickling night out in London Bridge this year.
Let your imagination run wild again and let us bring it to life! Expect unscripted side quests, audience participation by the bucket load, ropey costumes and a very very silly take on traditional tales in a once to be seen and never to be seen again show every night in December.
* WHAT IF... Cinderella stayed at the ball until 3am?!
* WHAT IF... Puss was in heels?!
* WHAT IF... Aladdin rubbed the genie instead of the lamp?!
* WHAT IF... Rapunzel had a buzz cut?!
* WHAT IF... Jack brought baked beans instead of magic beans?!
No question is too bizarre to be investigated by James, Heather and Ian, who provide a completely improvised and outrageously irreverent show and and all round rib tickling night out in London Bridge this year.
Let your imagination run wild again and let us bring it to life! Expect unscripted side quests, audience participation by the bucket load, ropey costumes and a very very silly take on traditional tales in a once to be seen and never to be seen again show every night in December.
Price
Ticket price incl. booking fee
£8.67 - £10.84
