DOWNRIGHT RUDE!
Cranborne Earthouse, Cranborne, BH21 5RP
Saturday 11th July 2026
The Crick Crack Club presents
DOWNRIGHT RUDE!
Performance Storytelling by TUUP, Tim Ralphs, Nell Phoenix & Sarah Liisa Wilkinson
Four Crick Crack Club storytellers take to the stage for a night of gloriously rude folk and fairytales. This no-holds-barred evening of innuendo and bawdiness will peep beneath the petticoats of flirtation, raise a suggestive eyebrow at forbidden love, and take the urges of men and women firmly in hand.
Lowering the tone for your delight are the glint-toothed, unprecedented preacher man TUUP, the oh-so-knowing Sarah Liisa Wilkinson, the irreverent reverend Tim Ralphs, and the naughty-but-nice Nell Phoenix.
Expect funny, saucy, and deliciously improper stories that stray below the belt.
CONTENT: This performance includes references to and descriptions of sexual acts and seduction contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.
SUITABLE FOR: adults (18+)
DOWNRIGHT RUDE!
Performance Storytelling by TUUP, Tim Ralphs, Nell Phoenix & Sarah Liisa Wilkinson
Four Crick Crack Club storytellers take to the stage for a night of gloriously rude folk and fairytales. This no-holds-barred evening of innuendo and bawdiness will peep beneath the petticoats of flirtation, raise a suggestive eyebrow at forbidden love, and take the urges of men and women firmly in hand.
Lowering the tone for your delight are the glint-toothed, unprecedented preacher man TUUP, the oh-so-knowing Sarah Liisa Wilkinson, the irreverent reverend Tim Ralphs, and the naughty-but-nice Nell Phoenix.
Expect funny, saucy, and deliciously improper stories that stray below the belt.
CONTENT: This performance includes references to and descriptions of sexual acts and seduction contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.
SUITABLE FOR: adults (18+)
- Running time: 120mins plus interval
- WRAP UP WARM! Bring a cushion & wear sensible shoes. A torch will also come in handy...
- Suitable for adults (18+)
- There will be a simple bar running, and you can also bring your own. We serve tea, coffee and hot spiced apple juice on a 'donation' basis. Occasionally there's cake!
- We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).
- We do not offer ticket refunds unless we manage to resell your ticket. If you are unable to attend, then we recommend that you pass your ticket(s) to a friend. What better gift would there be?!
- Please only attend if you have a ticket
- Wheelchair access is very weather dependent and there is no formal access - please call the ATC on 01725 517 618 for advice before booking. If you use a wheelchair please inform us when you buy a ticket so we can accommodate you in the venue safely.
- This is a no smoking site.
- No dogs are allowed on site. Please don't leave them in your car!
- DIRECTIONS: Turn off Damerham Road into Cranborne Middle School. Parking is in the school car-park. Walk up the road from the car-park to the Ancient Technology Centre, and follow the lane to the doors of the Earthouse.
